- Job title: Human light
Job description: While wearing red lights across your chest and waist, wave pedestrians around roadworks which have already been made impenetrable by very sturdy plastic barriers.
The ideal candidate should be able to stand out in the crowd assisted with a bright light sabre,a blue suit and red flashing braces and belt. Potential applicats must be natural born leaders; able to guide people through a pre-made course which people already have no choice but to follow.
- Job title: Shoe collector.
Job desription: While bowing profusously at cutomers who enter a shop, wait patiently and apologetically while hungry customers remove their outdoor shoes in order for you to put them in a box a mere 10cm away from themseleves.
The ideal candidate will have the ability to admit his own mistakes, thus ensuring his customers that he is very sorry for taking their shoes and putting them neatly in a shoe rack next to the door. The energetic candidate will be able to move swiftly and aptly from the floor to shoulder height while showing stamina with his/her ability to override summer stenches.
- Job desricptions: General assistant to Mr. Green.
Job description: The General assistant to Mr. Green will ensure that he knows when Mr. Green will flash next. The assistant will encourage the public to follow this small man’s commands by standing in the middle of the road, on the zebra crossing 5 seconds before Mr. Green shouts his commands. At Mr. Green’s word, the General Assistant will blow his whistle and wave his arms frenetically, thus ensuring that the public know when to cross the road.
The ideal candidate will be stern, unwavvering and be able to shoot looks of dissaproval at eager crossers.
- Job title: Crowd Pusher
Job description: In the busy commuting hours you will attempt to cramp as many people as physically possible onto a small metal bullet which shoots its way under Tokyo.
The ideal candidate will be forceful, strong and efficient. The ideal candidate will know how to deal with large groups of people and force them into doing what he sees best.






























